Sunday, September 30, 2007

September 30, 2007




















I left the following message on Robert Cooper’s voice mail: “Hey, Rob. I’ve got good news and bad news. The good new is that most of the fans really enjoyed Doppelganger. The bad news is that most of the fans really enjoyed Doppelganger.” Yep. I woke up this morning, signed in to my blog, and was greeted by a slew of messages informing me that iTunes was delivering Doppelganger (episode 4) to subscribers who had purchased Adrift (episode 1). That makes 3 of our first 4 episodes leaked before air. How could something like this have happened? Well, as some have already surmised, the mix-up no doubt came about as a result of the fact that Doppelganger was the first episode up in the production order (#401). Someone somewhere (and to all those of you pointing the finger at SciFi, this had nothing to do with them), screwed up and all I can do is sigh and shrug. Clearly, the gods have conspired against us (I’m not going to point the finger, but Loki has never been a fan of the show).

Well, last night was the Atlantis season four wrap party. And even though we were told there would be food served, we knew better than to trust in the suspect bounty these events usually offer (lukewarm gyozas and crispy-fried batter sticks). So we kicked things off at the Imperial where Carl tried Peking Duck for the first time. For those of you not in the know, Peking Duck is served in two courses. In the first, the crispy duck skin is served on a steamed pancake with green onions and hoisin sauce. In the second, the actual meat is stir-fried with onions and crispy wontons and served in a lettuce wrap, again with hoisin sauce. Needless to say, Carl was most impressed. “Who knew the skin and fat of an animal could be so delicious!”remarked Marty G.

It was pouring rain but, thankfully, a short walk to Aqua Riva where the party was being held. A nice venue but, quite frankly, way too small for the number of people in attendance. Things were a bit…squishy. Still, it was a lot of fun and it was great to see my co-workers out of their civvies and in their party best, although time and again I did find myself wondering “Who the hell is that? Does he work on Stargate? How does she know my name?” My usually subdued writing partner was the life of the party and even hung around well past 11:00 p.m. (a rarity), displaying a high-spirited liveliness that had Marty G. declaring: “I love Scotchy Paul!”. I cut out a little after midnight, some ten minutes after Chris Judge made his customarily late arrival. “Where’re you going?”he asked, using that accusatory tone he often used on house guests who couldn’t polish off the glass-of-apple-juice-sized highball he’d served them. “I’m going home to nap for a couple of hours, “I lied. “And then I’m coming back so that I can be all refreshed for the dancing.”

Today: recovery, football, A Feast for Crows, and quality time with the dogs.

On the last day of voting for Joe’s Book of the Month Club selection, it’s looking like this:

Niven and Pournelle’s The Legacy of Heorot leads Dietz’s Legion of the Damned 6-3.

And Donaldson’s Lord Foul’s Bane and Mieville’s Perdido Street Station are tied at 7-7.

Today’s pics: The wrap party!

Today’s video: Click on the date and try to make out Gary’s amusing anecdote over the crowd noise.

Today's mailbag: I'm taking the weekend off. Back at it tomorrow.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

September 29, 2007





Well judging from the response to Adrift, Stargate Atlantis’s fourth season is off to a rollicking start. Here’s hoping the generally positive vibes continue to resonate with both longtime fans and first timers alike as year four in the Pegasus galaxy unfolds over the course of the next six months. Congratulations go out to the cast and crew, writer Martin Gero, and Visual Effects Supervisor Mark Savela and his team for all their hard work in putting together a terrific opener. And Monday afternoon, we’ll find out how all that hard work translated in terms of viewership - which, in turn, should give us a hint about the show's future.

Tonight is the season four wrap party and I’m debating whether to bring my camera along. On the one hand, it is an exceptionally blog-worthy event. But on the other hand, I’ll be lugging a camera around with me for most of the night. Well, I’ll play it by ear and make it a game-time decision.

As I head upstairs to select an outfit (I’m having a hard time choosing between the chainmail or the harlequin garb), I leave you with the following questionnaire that found its way into the inbox of all the scammers who dropped Baron Destructo an email over the course of this past week:

“Dear Interested Party,

You have been selected at random to receive this questionnaire as part of The League of Aliens and Mutants for Evil’s ongoing campaign toward total global conquest. The subjugation of the human race is a lofty goal and one we would be unable to aspire to were it not for the support of individuals such as yourself, so please take the time to answer the questions provided and return this email by hitting REPLY or by forwarding your responses to the following address:

BaronDestructo@yahoo.com

Respond before December 31, 2007 and you are automatically entered to win one of the following wonderful prizes: Signed League of Aliens and Mutants for Evil paraphernalia! A zombie piranha-gerbil! Meaningful input into the manner of your demise when the day of reckoning arrives! An all expense-paid trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico!

So fill out this questionnaire and let’s hear from you soon! Make your voice heard (and not just in a screaming for mercy seconds before your death kind of way)!

Question 1 - In your opinion, which of the following would your city defenses have a harder time withstanding:

a) a satellite death ray
b) a scourge of flesh-eating centipedes
c) memory-manipulating digital signals
d) an army of ill-tempered robot chimps

Question 2 - In the event that the planet came under attack by an alliance of alien and mutant forces, what words might best describe your attitude to the calamitous events:

a) angry and vengeful
b) fearful and withdrawn
c) confused and non-committal
d) curious and potentially cooperative

Question 3 - Your planetary governments have fallen and an example is to be made of the various world leaders. An appropriate punishment for daring to defy their superhuman overlords would be:

a) disintegration
b) defenestration
c) self-flagellation
d) the filling out of endless mortgage applications

Question 4 - If you were to lose your job tomorrow as a result of an unforeseen global calamity, your existing skills would be best put to use:

a) policing your respective detention quadrant in service of your new planetary masters
b) working the salt mines of a satellite intergalactic colony
c) participating in the production of various delicious and nutritious soylent green-derived foodstuffs
d) providing a mind template for an army of cyber-ferrets

Question 5 - “Given the choice, I would prefer Earth’s next ruler to be:

a) a 3000 year old dimension-tripping extra-terrestrial with twin eye-stalks in place of a head and nothing in place of a sense of humor”
b) an introverted super-genius with psychotic tendencies and an affinity for death metal and funny hats”
c) a laconic mutant with the ability to reanimate dead tissue and correctly identify any cheese on sight”
d) a physically and emotionally scarred and embittered former aristocrat with an unquenchable thirst for vengeance”

Question 6 - “I would be most docile and cooperative if I were to be incarcerated in:

a) a subterranean moon prison”
b) an orbiting penal colony”
c) a sub-aquatic deep sea penitentiary”
d) Australia”

Question 7 - “If someone close to me were to have their brain switched out with a cybernetic implant capable of controlling the host body while monitoring and recording all dissentious conversation or activity, I would probably be the least suspicious of:

a) a family member”
b) a spouse or lover”
c) a friend”
d) a household pet”

Questions 8 - A more appropriate name for Earth would be:

a) The Principality of Zontar
b) New Venus
c) Planet XR7JV55903CCC-00952-VM1
d) Chicago

Question 9 - Which of the following holidays do you observe?

a) Feast of St. Zoplak the Mysterian
b) International Psychokinesis Weekend
c) Helios 5 Quadruple Lunar New Year
d) Elemental Transmutation Day
e) Arbor Day

Question 10 - In the unlikely event we wished to hunt you down and eradicate you in our bid to clean up any loose ends prior to moving forward on the helpful information you’ve provided, where would be the best place to reach you?

a) Your home or office as you’ll be going about your daily business blissfully unaware of the gruesome fate that awaits you.
b) In hiding with friends or family in the mistaken assumption that our aerial nanite tracers won’t be able to pinpoint your exact location.
c) Under the protection of the irksome Captain Spectacular and his do-gooder Confederacy of Justice sidekicks.
d) Elsewhere: Please specify.

Thank you for your time. Your participation is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Baron Destructo

Cc: Calamitous Jane, Glaxnor the Miscreant, Sinderella Washington, Xxxaptak’qul, Dr. Catastro, Dr. Disastro, Dr. Quinn Meddlesome Woman, Ray Mephistopheles, Archfiend Animus, Brutus Badly, the Plague Zombies, Vorzik the Planet Squisher, the Malevolater, Count Sinister, Kugal Baruth, Death Knell, Star Father Celestio, Shatterdam, Princess Arcana, the Mystifier, the Procrastinator, the Soul Emancipator, Quickstrike, Professor Frosty, Flamer the Flaming Man, the Pummeler, the Purple Lamprey, and John Tesh.

The League of Aliens and Mutants for Evil
Making the world a worse place for humankind

Joe’s Book of the Month Club. The voting so far:

The Legacy of Heorot leads Legion of the Damned 4 to 1.

Lord Foul’s Bane and Perdido Street Station are all tied up.

The voting booth closes midnight Sunday.

Today’s pics: A few pics from yesterday’s shoot.

Today’s video: Click on the date for a notion of how director Martin Wood plans his shots.

No mailbag today. I’M GETTING DRESSED!

Friday, September 28, 2007

September 28, 2007










Finally, the wait is over. Season four of Atlantis kicks off tonight at 10:00 p.m. on SciFi with our BIG premiere: Adrift. It seems like just yesterday that David Nykl was stomping around the production offices in his space suit in preparation for the huge chasm/meteor sequence. Six months ago! Has it really been that long? The short answer is - yes, you idiot, it HAS been that long. As Brad Wright is fond of reminding us: “Art takes time”. Or, in the words of the great Peter DeLuise “Arttakestimegotit!”. Yep, art does take time. But visual effects take A LOT longer - and this particular episode is jam packed full of spectacular sequences. Yes, lots of stunning visuals, but also a very tight, suspenseful script by Martin Gero, and some wonderfully nuanced performances by our cast, newcomers, and guest stars. My episode highlights: Asteroids, the jump, Ronon’s touching expression of gratitude, the Sheppard-McKay clash and McKay’s surprisingly defiant “I’m not going to do it, no.” Your post-viewing thoughts?

Check out April MacIntyre’s review (after watching the episode but still - beware of spoilers) -

http://smallscreen.monstersandcritics.com/reviews/article_1360507.php

Hey, they were shooting just outside my office window today, on the other side of the security fence where the Carson Beckett campaign held their much-publicized piper demonstration and the very spot the motion-detecting laser systems torched those curious fans back in season two.

By the way, I’m going to keep the polls open until late Sunday night for the second month vote for Joe’s Books of the Month Club. So far, we’ve got a real barn-burner. In the scifi category, Niven and Pournelle’s The Legacy of Heriot leads William C. Dietz’s Legion of the Damned 2 vote to1, while in the fantasy category, Donaldson’s Lord Foul’s Bane and Melville’s Perdido Street Station are all knotted up at 1 vote a piece. I have a feeling this heated race is going right down to the wire.

Today’s blog is dedicated to me and everyone else who has caused themselves bodily harm.

Today’s pics: What Martin Wood was shooting today.

Today’s video: What Martin Wood was shooting today.

Today’s mailbag:

Di writes: “Joe my husband wants to know if you are a red sox fan? Apparently is very important to him that you are, he says if you are a yankee fan he will feel forced to stop watching the show…”

Answer: The Top 5 Sports Team I Love Rooting Against (in no particular order): 1. Los Angeles Lakers 2. Denver Broncos. 3. New England Patriots. 4. Duke Blue Devils. 5. New York Yankees.

Anonymous #1 writes: “Make me puke. Carson obviously wasn't slutty enough for you guys…”

Answer: Welcome to the 21st century Prudence Goodwife. You’ll find many things have changed since the “magicked contraption” transported you some 350 years into the future. Some things about our contemporary society will no doubt confuse you - like the fact that playful flirting is perfectly acceptable and no longer considered lewd or lascivious behavior punishable by scarlet lettering, or that musical instruments are no longer considered the devil’s work. Hope you learn to adjust. And, of course, enjoy your stay with us.

Kdvb1 writes: “My husband is arguing with me that he wants the TV tomorrow night to watch football. Can you believe that? Football over SGA???”

Answer: Tell him they already played and West Virginia won. It was a blowout.

Anonymous #2 writes: “…please do NOT let Robert Cooper anywhere hear SGA…”

Answer: Why would we do that? Just because he co-created the show and has written multiple episodes of Atlantis in addition to running SG-1 for five years, writing more episodes of that show than anyone, AND writing and directing the Ark of Truth movie. Gawd! I’m with you. Why would we want someone like THAT working on Atlantis?

Semisweet writes: “Why doesn't Mr. Flanigan ever tie up the laces of his boots?”

Answer: For the same reason his character wears those wrist bands. They’re cool, no? Until, of course, the day comes when he’s fleeing from the wraith, trips over his untied shoelaces, and falls, allowing his pursuers to catch up with him. Fortunately, the recovery team will be able to identify his corpse by those black wrist bands.

Nodakskip writes: “Why have we never seen the UFO/Men in Black side of the Stargate Program?”

Answer: I smell spin-off!

Rrmf writes: “Joe, have you read Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast trilogy?”

Answer: I read the first two and a half books in the trilogy.

A.A. writes: “Higginson believe that her character as becoming recurrent for making room to a SG-1 character (among other reasons). It's true?”

Answer: No. It’s not true.

Fran writes: “With Sci Fi Books have you read any books by Arthur C Clarke and if so what was your favourite?”

Answer: Childhood’s End.

Anonymous #3 writes: “I just read a recent interview that you did and something really bothered me. After I finished reading the interview, I couldn't understand why you didn't mention Daniel as possibly doing a guest spot in season 5.”

Answer: You happen to read one of the few interviews I’ve done in which I didn’t mention my desire to see Michael do a guest spot or two in season 5. Suffice it to say I can‘t make mention of it in every interview I do.

Anonymous #4 writes: “I hope he's taking a good look at the Anti Season 4, Pro Weir and Anti Carter threads.”

Answer: He also enjoys frequenting the Pro Mike Branton and Anti New Atlantis Night Establishing Shot threads as well.

Elizabeth writes: “Someone above said that in Trio there's a Carter/Keller kiss.”

Answer: Someone above said? You mean the Anonymous poster who expressed an interest in seeing this happen?

Anonymous #5 writes: “ How does auditioning for a role work?”

Answer: We send the script to our casting director who reads it and then contacts various agents around town, asking them to submit talent from their client roster for the specific roles we’ll be auditioning.

Anonymous #6 writes: “ Joe, have you seen gateworld's main page? A nice big picture of Sam/Mckay advertising tonights episode. But lets not stop there. They have an article about how Sam/Mckay LIGHT UP ATLANTIS. WTF. I thought you said that we wouldn't have Sam/Mckay shoved down our throats.”

Answer: Ohhhhh. I thought you said you DID want Sam/McKay shoved down your throat on Gateworld. Unfortunately, it’s too late to do it on Atlantis this season, but maybe if we get that fifth season pick-up.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

September 27, 2007








I got out of the driver’s side and pressed the button on my key, releasing the trunk and causing it to spring up as I rounded my parking spot and reached inside for my briefcase. Crap. I suddenly remembered I’d brought Lulu to work with me. Better to take her out for a little walk first. I started toward the passenger side and then, suddenly remembering the trunk, turned back to shut it - not realizing I had inadvertently hit the remote so that in the instant I swung around, the side of my head met the corner of the descending trunk door with a skull-thrumming crack that almost dropped me to my knees. I sprang back unsteadily, dazed, left ear numb and ringing. It took me a few seconds to gather myself. Well, I wasn’t unconscious. That was a good sign. I shook it off, gathered Lulu from the passenger seat, and took her for a stroll along the green area by Stage 1. As we walked, I said hi to a passerby. He said hi back and threw me a curious look. And that’s when I felt the burning sensation just over my left temple. I reached up to test the no-doubt bruised area and my fingers came away bloody. Great. A perfect start to the day.

I headed upstairs and stepped into the production offices where Martin Wood and Alex Pappas broke off their conversation to throw me a look. “I’m going to call first aid,”Alex advised me as I handed Lulu off and stepped into the bathroom to inspect the damage. A fair amount of blood and nasty cut but, thankfully according to first aid, no need for stitches. The wound was tended to and then dressed with a big-ass bandage that will, no doubt, tear my hair out at the roots whenever I choose to remove it (Unless, according to our office assistant Lawren, I apply olive oil to the area first. I threw him a dubious look. Yep, what you want to do is make sure you cover the entire area, that’s your head and hair, in copious amounts of olive oil or Newman’s Own brand Ranch Dressing. Of course it has to be Ranch. French or Italian won’t do…). Not a big deal except that it turns out today is crew photo day. Great. I’ll either go with the profile or, better yet, make use of a strategically-placed French Bulldog…upside my head.

Well, with Hogfather and Excession out of the way, I blazed through John Steakley’s Armor (a fantastic book that makes my Top 10 Reads) and have switched back to Martin’s A Feast of Crows and that collection of short stories by Lester del Rey. In the meantime, keep those Joe’s Book Club comments coming. Also, I’ve narrowed down the field for next month’s selections. I’m thinking either William C. Dietz’s Legion of the Damned or Niven and Pournelle’s The Legacy of Heorot as the scifi book, and Donaldson’s Lord Foul’s Bane or China Melville’s Perdido Street Station in the fantasy category. Thoughts? Votes?

P.S. Paula, you won the unofficial Last Man vial of sand! Include your email in your next comment.

Today’s pics: a lonely guy waiting for his photo op, Lulu razzes the camera, Say "Cheeeeese!", Carl and his new writing partner, Attack of the Frenchie (snapping Lulu's terrifying mid-yawn)!, Linda-Lisa and Beverly drop by for their chocolate fix, bark softly and carry a big stick.

Today’s video: Click on the date to catch some of the late arrivals for the crew photo.

Today’s mailbag -

Anonymous #1 writes: “Since you asked, season 4 will have the following "relationships" (per your responses and words coming straight from the actors themselves):
McKay/Katie Brown (everyone)
Keller/Ronon (per Jewel)
Teyla/Unnamed (its a "real" pregnancy, someone close to her people. (per RL)
Shep jealous of Teyla's situation (per JF).
Shep/Larrin (oh so hot, per Mr. JF)
Sam is VERY lonely (AT)”

Answer: “Sam is VERY lonely”? Seriously? In your mind that counts as a romantic storyline? What about Zelenka is VERY lonely? Or Chuck the technician is very, VERY lonely? Would those count as romantic storylines as well? As for the rest - with the exception of the McKay-Katie Brown relationship which we established in season 2 - when you get around to actually watching season 4, you may well find yourself quoting The Prince Bride’s Inigo Montoya with regard to all of the expected “romance“: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Jen Kirk writes: “Paul McGillion has confirmed he has auditioned for Scotty in JJ Abrams Trek movie. Chris Doohan has also officially stated his support for Paul and wants him cast and to follow in his fathers footsteps.”

Answer: I wish Paul (who phoned me last week to gloat about his Dallas Cowboys and pass along his condolences on my underperforming Raiders) the best of his luck with regard to the Star Trek movie. I think he would make a terrific Scotty.

John writes: “So if you're not a coffee drinker (I'm not either) can I assume you drink tea? Any opinions on flavors and brands?”

Answer: Green. Matcha. One cup in the morning and another cup before dinner.

Ptarmigan writes: “I just LOVED the pic of King Bubba perched on the back of the couch.”

Answer: Actually, that’s Jelly. She likes to lord it over the other dogs.

Kellie writes: "I converted my uncle into an Atlantis fan. He's in a low-security penitentiary right now and will try get the other inmates to watch with him. It's a shame their viewership probably won't be counted."

Answer: That IS a shame. The show always seems to perform very well with women aged 31-33.5, leprechauns, and inmates. I wonder why that is. P.S. - Did you get my email?

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

September 26, 2007







As I took a seat and started perusing my dinner choices, I was instantly transported back, four years earlier, to my very first visit to Mexico. The smells. The sounds. The sheer bafflement of trying to make sense of menu items listed almost exclusively in Spanish. No to worry though. We had also been provided with a handy glossary to help us along. Nevertheless, after a few frustrating minutes of ping-ponging back and forth between it and the menu, I set both aside, flagged down the waiter and had him give us a thorough breakdown.

I’ve always been wary of wacky re-imaginings and fusion cuisine, and the idea of the Nuevo Latino food concept, while interesting, even admirable, wasn’t something I’d been dying to try. But Goldfish was booked and the people I was with had heard very good things about Cobre. Who was I to be the party pooper?

Well, by the time I’d received the translation on the menu items, I was past interested and well into intrigued. Duck confit papusa with caramelized shallot and mole duck jus. Roast garlic eggplant empanadas. Pork-stuffed corn flour tortillas with fig green-apple jam. We ordered seven plates between the four of us, a bottle of Prosecco, and then kicked back and checked out the pleasing, modern split-level dining area with its open kitchen, copper detailing. We were barely past our first drink when the dishes started to arrive.

First up was the local albacore tuna y pipian rojo azteca - nice, fresh meaty pieces of tuna served with chunks of creamy purple potato salad, the whole topped with a sauce of chilies, ground seeds, and nuts. A great start to our meal proceeded by an even better follow-up in the form of the duck confit papusa with caramelized shallot and mole duck jus. The duck confit, nestled within the flour tortillas, was exceptional, especially once smashed and married with the sweet mole, a sauce comprised of chile peppers, ground nuts, and Mexican chocolate. This particular dish was so well-received that we immediately requested a second order as we moved on to our third plate: papusa tatemado. According to the glossary provided, the tatemado is a spiced pork roast traditionally served at weddings and christenings in Northern Mexico. Cobre’s version is served stuffed in a handmade tortilla with a calmyma fig and green-apple jam. Three for three. The next dish, roast garlic eggplant chili pequin empanada pimiento rojo, was also good, although a little too doughy. The pork saddle al pastor traditionale and the wild board chorizo with nugget potato were both served in soft flour tortillas, delicious little two-bite creations. Finally, our last dish, the seared skirt steak peppercorn adobo with Tijuana Ceasar and chorizo hash ended our mains on a high note, although the plate could have benefited from a little more steak.

Desserts were equally accomplished. The chocolate souffle was velvety smooth, sweeter than your typical dark chocolate, complimented by hints of cinnamon from the Mexican Ibarra. It was accompanied by a much-appreciated dipping churro. The horchata custard was less intense but no less enjoyable, topped with lemon curd and whipped chevre marscapone. And finally, the house dulce de leche begs an entire review of its own but, suffice it to say, it more than impressed.

Service was terrific. Our waiter Curtis was an amiable and animated guide.

Una cena maravillosa.

Today's pics: Nuevo Latino Cuisine - Cobre style!

Today's video: Nada. Sorry.

Today's mailbag:

Susan writes: “Question: Would it behoove us fans without ratings boxes and/or living in other countries to write letters to the advertisers who support the show and tell them all about how we're going to go out and buy their product because they advertise on Atlantis?
Question 2: I don't have either of your books and thus can't join the book club this month, but I'm wondering if you'd ever read anything by Gene Wolfe?”

Answers: 1) Fire away! 2) I read (and loved) The Fifth Head of Cerberus. I have picked up the Book of the New Sun series but have yet to get around to it.

Tim writes: “which order do the books of the Culture series go in?”

Answer: They can be read as stand-alones. However, I read the first three in the order in which they were published: Consider Phlebas, The Player of Games, and Use of Weapons.

Padawan Aneiki writes: “...what about coffee? Any amazing flavors/brands you'd recommend (along with their websites)?”

Answer: I don’t drink coffee, so I’m the wrong person to ask.

Mrs. B108 writes: “1)Will any alliances shift this season? 2)Will this season be full of hard decisions and tribulations?”

Answers: Yes on both counts. Reunion, The Seer, and Miller’s Crossing come to mind.

Herbert writes: “When a problem in a sci-fi show is resolved by an ancient race who are far more technologically advanced than us and we just can't understand their thinking, isn't that fantastical thinking as well?”

Answer: Yes, however the fact that they are technologically advanced (rather than simply magical) makes it science fiction in my books. But you bring up some very good points concerning the very fine line between science fiction and fantasy. Much depends on the individual writer.

Anonymous #1 writes: “Why do you guys feel you need to be romancing everyone to make this show interesting?”

Answer: Could you offer up some examples of the “everyone” we’ll be romancing this season?

IamJohn writes: “Hey, thinking about the (hopeful) new season, how soon do you start constructing stuff for an episode after starting to write it?”

Answer: It depends on the production schedule. When we write scripts over the hiatus, they will be banked for months before we get around to prepping them. As we near the end of the season, we may get the Art Department started as early as the concept stage.

IamJohn also writes: “ Also for set pieces like the puddlejumper, do you move them to create a set, or do you constuct a needed set around it, or is it something where the picture that the viewer sees is almost always computer generated so it doesn't matter and have a ready made one that's always there?”

Answer: It depends on the set piece. In the case of the puddle jumper, we’ll use green screen when we shoot out the front of the jumper to give us a glimpse of what we are flying toward, be it space, a planet, or tree tops. If we’re shooting out the back, we may use green screen or we may have our Green Department create a forest-like backdrop. Still other times, we may take our traveling puddle jumper on location or, if we don’t need to see our characters actually boarding, have our visual effects team create the jumper.

Keirberos writes: “Hey, what were some of your numbers? Closer to Brad's or Rob's?”

Answer: Being the eternal optimist I am, my numbers were closer to Brad’s.

Anonymous #2 writes: “Since when did Dr. Lee become more important to the franchise than Jack?”

Answer: By that logic, you can ask “Since when did Chuck the technician become more important to the franchise than Jack?” or “Since when did McKay’s lab chair become more important to the franchise than Jack?” Simply put, it’s a hell of a lot less complicated to secure the lab chair for a guest appearance.

Nathan writes: “When will Stargate step into the modern era and declare one of their characters, if not openly gay then "sexually ambiguous" as to their choice of partner?”

Answer: If the opportunity presents itself, why not? But the reality is we haven’t delved much into our character’s sex lives to begin with. We found out about the woman Ronon left behind on Sateda a full year after he’d been introduced and have yet to learn anything about Teyla’s private life. Heck, it wasn’t until three years into the show that we found out Sheppard had an ex-wife.

Anonymous #3 writes: “Who's your favourite S.F. writer?”

Answer: I don’t know if I’d be comfortable naming a favorite. I can name some books I’ve enjoyed immensely: Consider Phlebas, The Player of Games (Iain M. Banks), Camp Concentration (Thomas M. Disch), Old Man’s War (John Scalzi), Lord of Light (Roger Zelazny), Armor (John Steakley), City of Pearl (Nancy Travis), The Parable of the Talents (Octavia E. Butler).

Michelle writes: “Will Rodney be in the finale, or is David off for the rest of the year in anticipation of little Hewlett 2.0?”

Answer: Rodney will be in the finale.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

September 25, 2007






Three days to launch and we had the big SciFi/MGM marketing conference call this morning. I have to admit that, as much as I found fault with previous years’ promos that habitually gave away the big fourth act reveals, the promos that SciFi has put together this year have been great. Starting from the extended trailer they put together for Comic Con to the spots they’re running on the network, they’ve done an excellent job this year. And the fact that today’s call was not so much about the premiere (because, with three days to go, the push is already well underway) but about what SciFi is going to do to promote the show through its run - well, that was a very good sign. After all, why put so much thought and effort into a show you have no interest in picking up? Yes, it’s a good sign and everyone has done their part to get the word out - but now it’s in the hands of our fans. And, hopefully, any new fans who may be checking us out for the first time. Bottom line: it’s the ratings that will decide the fate of this show.

Well, I’m hopeful. We’ve produced what I know is our best season yet, have the full support of the MGM and SciFi machines, and, despite the fact that we’re 1) up against a network premiere, 2) airing in the Fall against the new network shows, 3) still suffering from DVR/Tivo bleed-off, 4) finally returning with new episodes after a fairly long hiatus - I’m feeling confident I’ll be able to feed the dogs for one more year. And that confidence is mirrored in the writer’s room where we have kicked off our annual pre-season premiere ratings predictions with participants ranging from the coldly realistic Rob Cooper to the brightly optimistic Brad Wright -and everyone in between.

Speaking of numbers, I’ve heard mention on more than one occasion that, statistically, one in ten people is gay. And yet, according to Iranian President Ahmadinejad, there are no homosexuals in Iran. “In Iran, we don’t have this phenomenon,”he informed his stunned audience, suggesting that the gay lifestyle simply never caught on in his homeland unlike, say, the Rubiks cube or the hula hoop. So I guess it stands to reason that if Iran, with a population of approximately 71 million people, has, oh, 0% homosexuals, then, statistically speaking and all things being equal, some other nation out there with roughly one tenth the population of Iran should boast a fully 100% gay citizenry. That’s either Paraguay or Tajikistan. Your guess is as good as mine.

You have to give President Ahmadinejad points for trying though. Realizing he was floundering, he decided to lighten the mood by suggesting he tell a joke and then offered up the following zinger: "I think the politicians who are after atomic bombs, or testing them, making them, politically they are backward, retarded." According to Reuters: “The crowd seemed uncertain how to react. Some applauded that pacifist sentiment, others seemed befuddled by the insensitive use of the word retarded.” What Reuters failed to include in their report, however, was the unedited transcript of the ensuing few moments:

President Ahmadinejad (clearly miffed): "Seriously. That joke killed in Yemen."
Awkward silence.
President Ahmadinejad, shifting nervously, consults his notes and then: “I see Britney in the news again. But her underwear I do not.”
Another awkward silence. Someone in the audience coughs.
President Ahmadinejad quickly: “What is the deal with doorknobs anyway? Some of them are not even knobs!”
Audience member: “You suck!”
A whistled catcall from another.
Another audience member: "Get off the stage!"
President Ahmadinejad, refolding and pocketing his notes, is overheard grousing to his aide: “When I get back to Tehran, remind me to execute my joke writer.”

And it was downhill from there.

Today’s pics: Oh, behind the scenes on Outcast and stuff around the office.

Today’s video: Click on the date to check out Martin Wood's new toy - the techno-crane.