Monday, December 31, 2007

December 31, 2007

This same time last year, on a bit of a lark
I thought I would take some time off from the snark,
And compose a brief poem filled with puzzling clues,
For fans of the show to deduce should they choose.

As such I suppose I’ve raised expectations,
That this year include some like revelations,
Ensconced in an opus of rhythm and rhyme,
Awaiting discovery from those who have time.

While I hadn’t intended to write one this season,
I suppose it should certainly stand within reason,
That in order to get you to give it a rest,
I author another and grant your request.

So here is this year’s abstruse composition,
Designed for you fans who possess the volition,
To examine and study its cryptic contents,
In a bid to unearth hints to future events.

The brilliant one slowly loses his mind,
While a group of replacements puts the team in a bind.

Wallace’s research a menace let loose.
The key to success is compress not diffuse.

A relationship blossoms, an engagement is planned.
An old enemy sweeps down and gains the upper hand.

In an underground chamber the trio is stuck,
While Sheppard battles some really bad luck.

A corpse is discovered and John plays detective.
The city assailed by mutations infective.

Call the doctor from Earth to help us take action,
As the death of a loved one spurs McKay into action.

Get talked into escorting a precocious young brat.
The experiment’s minions the team will combat.

A battle is waged on the defender’s home field,
And the means of production is fully revealed.

Two warriors head off an incursion on Earth.
A mission is snagged by an untimely birth.

The status quo shifts, a power play made.
The arrival of this one leave some feeling dismayed.

An old friend returns, loyalties are reversed,
And a ghost from the past has us fearing the worst.

Atlantis the target of a mysterious race,
While myriad permutations are viewed from space.

So just like last year here are intriguing notions,
Sure to, no doubt, stir up strong fan emotions.
But do keep in mind while you revel or groan,
That it’s still very early. Nothing’s written in stone.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beautiful poetry ! Happy New Year to you ! (In France, we just passed 2007...it's 0009 !)

Anonymous said...

happy new year 2008 and more good things for the new year

ΣcoŞan said...

happy new year Mr. Joe, well composed and well encrypted poetry, though some interesting clues are presented, and from my own point of view, it'll be a hell of a second-half season to watch. Go JOE GO, u and ur colleagues impress us more with each episodd u write.
HI5 o/

Anonymous said...

Lovely poem, lovely poem! Have a safe and happy New Year!! I can't make out anything you said but it was lovely!... and I need a job, in fact I am wondering, how does one get a job in writing for a TV show or a book? Where does one start?

Hope you had a great Christmas Holiday Season!

~Teyilia

PS: how does one respond to almost getting killed on new Years Eve during a mall shooting spree?

archersangel said...

very nice.

and why another blog?
i probaly missed the answer somewhere

Anonymous said...

archersangel,

Joe was locked out of his blog and set up camp at wordpress.
See his Dec 11 entry.
For now he is posting the blog on two sites. But the wordpress comment section is the one he is checking daily for the mailbag.

http://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com/

Anonymous said...

Hey Joe,

First off, Happy New Year and hope you had a great Holiday. Secondly I wanted to ask you about a refrence in that recent interview with "Slice of Sci-fi". You said that you don’t know if you'd want to be working on ‘Stargate Atlantis’ for ten years and You don’t know if another 5 years of Stargate is in the cards for you.

I hope you take this as a compliment but do you not see yourself working on SGA if it goes for many more seasons? I got some numbers for TMC Live + 7 from a friend and they said it just beat the premiere with over 2 million viewers. I don't know if you are allowed or could verify that. Anyway if that is true it shows signs of longevity, in my opinion. I also think you are doing great this season, and well a lot of fans are not going to be satisfied with just 5 Seasons if you continue in this direction. SCI FI sadly has run very thin on orginal scripted shows.

Maybe 10 sounds crazy, but you have to hope and want at least 7 or 8 seasons. Anyway sorry for my long rant, and it was just to let you know how much I'm loving this season, and that I want more and more.

Anonymous said...

Joe, I am pleased that your blog has been released from the clutches of evil! When i didn't see any updates on the blog i had feared the worst & thought something bad had happened. To my delight you are ok & blogging once again! Hope you had a great christmas & have a incredible new year!
Loved the poem!
Reading questions! Do you have any suggestions of what i could get my brother for his birthday! He is an avid reader like yourself! He likes war books, history books, biographies, anything that is a good read! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated he is 40.
Take care
Cathie

Anonymous said...

Hello. Happy New Year from a romanian guy. I loved ur poem.
Keep up the nice work on SG.

Anonymous said...

Hi Joe!
After the Weir´s 4º episode, can you tell us something about the Weir´s fate???
Thanks!